About SHARTFARTLAND
A MOUNTAINOUS DESERT ARCTIC PARADISE
You think you've got weird animals. Shiiiiizzzz. You ain't seen any of the fucking animals we got here. Fucking weeeeeeeird. Our particular remote island peninsula inland arctic desert rainforest volcanic-mountainous river delta pseudodantidisestablishmentarianist sovereign nation status renders our animals' already sus genetics even weirder. Think Darwin, sans finches. #Birds Aren't Real.
NOTE: 100 years mandatory quarantine period for both immigrating "pets" and sausages.
SKRUNKLY BOIS
I mean, can we be real. Cats are horrible...but at least they're cute.
Sharfartland is home to hundreds of cats,
about 6 of which aren't dumb as a fucking rock.
BLEEP and BLORP are both figurative and literal CENTERS of the UNIVERSE.
Yeah...don't overthink it.
"[Blank] lives matter – Unless it's narratively inconvenient."
- Bleep and Blorp